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How the blog started
This conversation is THE beginning of Give Me The Willies, enjoy.
Jack
shitlicker
10:19am
dicksticker
10:19am
Jack
how were ur shows
10:20am
done... finally. now i am in canada teaching... a lot
10:20am
Jack
oh canada
10:20am
gunna have my mortgage for the rest of the year paid after this week
10:20am
Jack
dope
10:20am
that is a good feeling
10:20am
Jack
reminds me
do u dig convertables?
10:22am
yes
much
10:22am
Jack
word
found your next car
the new version of m@#%$s, but convertible
finding pics now
10:22am
oooooo
yiiiiikes
10:23am
Jack
no?
its lexus, luxurious and cheap to maintain
10:24am
Jack
scroll down and check the pics
im picturing it in a white pearl color
mmm
10:31am
ooooooooo shittttttttt
10:31am
Jack
did i change ur mind?
10:32am
hahahha
how much???
10:32am
Jack
40
that shit is brand new
warranty
new shit
fuckin new age motherfucker
shit all works right
fuckin radio in it and shit
who the fuck is judging u
everyone
10:35am
hahahahahahaha
that was brilliant
BACK THE FUN BUS THE FUCK UP!!!
10:35am
Jack
haaaaaaha
i mean u could get a dope bmw or benz or some shit for that price too, but not brand new with warranty
which is the shit
u dont have to worry about shit. ever. your car can brake and its some one elses problem
thats what the fuck is up
10:37am
word
10:38am
Jack
oh thank god, this shit that ive been holding for like 20 min finally went away
wonder when itll come back
10:39am
hahahahahaha
i just dropped off a whole soccer team
10:39am
Jack
wow
how do u feel
fuckin awesome i bet
10:43am
Jack
fuck its back
no goosebumps yet
im gunna gamble
10:45am
Jack
dayummm, for the same 40k you could have this dope bmw that doesnt have warranty and costs a ton to maintain
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/ctd/1889789593.html
10:46am
dont say ur gunna gamble!!!!
hahahaha
u let it free yet?
10:46am
Jack
fuck no
thats the gamble
oh shit
goosebumps
10:46am
hahahahahahaha
10:47am
Jack
thank god for laptops
im pooping right now
damn those goosebumps... they start from behind and wrap around, like a big scary hug that says, GET YOUR ASS TO THE TOILET
10:47am
unbelievable
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
please you shit sucker WRITE THIS SHIT DOWN!!!!
10:48am
Jack
hahaha
i want to start a blog called, "jack tells it how it is" or some shit
and just load that bitch up with shit like that
or maybe just a twitter
10:49am
yupppppp
that would work
10:49am
Jack
but the thing is, does anyone but us know about the poopbumps?
10:49am
u should call em poopsbumps
10:49am
Jack
haha
10:49am
its closer to goosemumps
10:49am
Jack
yea
10:49am
u feel me
your twitter would be the greatest thing there is
10:50am
Jack
indeed it would. those little gems are rare though
the last one i had was on the toilet though too!!!!
i see a theme
10:51am
just make sure you warn people when you put the link to the picture of your shit, that it is actually a pictre of your shit
10:51am
Jack
the last one i had, i was on the toilet trying to poop, but was slightly blocked up, and i was also drinking a beer, and every time i tried to push the poop i just pushed up a burp
10:51am
ps i had one a few days ago that cam out in the shape of a capital letter A i SHIT you not!!!!
didnt have my phone on me tho
10:51am
Jack
lmao
so the gem there is, dont drink beer while trying to poop, you will only push out burps and be left unsatisfied
10:53am
depends on how you look at it i guess.....
HOLY SHIT I GOT IT!!!!!!!
OUR BLOG SHOULD BE A LIVE STREAM OF OURRRRR CONVERSATIONS.
10:53am
Jack
oh my dear gpd
*god
10:54am
LIKE THE ONLY PERSON THAT CAN REPLY TO YOUR SHIT IS JACK AND THE ONLY PERSON THAT CAN REPLY TO MY SHIT IS YOU
10:54am
Jack
holy shit holy shit holy shit
10:54am
PEOPLE JUST GET TO LOOK INTO OUR WORLD FOR A BIT
HAHAHAHAHHA
10:54am
Jack
fuck fuck fuck
oh my god
10:54am
ITS SO GOOD
SOOOOO GOD
IT JSUT HIT ME
10:54am
Jack
so good that i just pooped from excitement, good thing im already sitting on the shitter
10:54am
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
10:55am
Jack
the blog would have to start with THIS conversation copy pasted into it, so people know where the idea came from
10:56am
For sure... but we will have to edit it i think cuz u r on fire and i just wke up... not equal parts
alhough i guess it was MY idea so thats not bad...
10:56am
Jack
yea, were good
you are fucking onto something
it would mean that we should probably limit our talking outside the blog
so almost all of our interaction occurs where people can see it, that we we are sure to not lose any funny shit
Your chat message wasn't sent because Jill is offline.
10:59am
Jill is online.
10:59am
no.... we just have to record/ document every time we talk
11:00am
Jack
youre right
well i already have this one down
11:00am
awesome
we just cant let moms friends read it
she would NOT be so proud i think
11:01am
Jack
she birthed us, and this is who we are, if she loves us, she will love our blog. and thats that
11:02am
i dont think she loves enough to tolerate us posting pictures of our poop and naming them
not anymore anyways... maybe when we were kids... not now
11:02am
Jack
does our blog include that?
11:05am
Jack
look, i have been up for 3 hours and havnt showered, i gotta go shower. I have this convo recorded though; will be our first blog entry. Ill hit u up later
11:05am
love youman
peave
11:05am
Jack
peave
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